Letra da Música: Stripper Friend - The Bachs

My stripper friend says she'd like to dance for me
My stripper friend is as lovely as can be
She has no romantic feelings for me
She just likes to take her clothes off frequently

And that's fine, I don't mind
I'll have a really good time
And when she turns back on the light
I'll just go about my day

Stripper friend says she could tell me anything
She attributes her comfort to a dearth of physical attraction
And I guess that sentiment sort of makes me happy
Sort of makes me question my sanity

But that's fine, I don't mind
We'll have a crazy old time
And when her body is naked next to mine
I won't expect anything to happen

She's completely comfortable, oh no
I know that I could never say no
This is going to end badly, I know
'Cause I've got a crush on my stripper friend
I've got feelings that she could never match

But that's fine, I don't mind
We'll ride the pseudo-sexual line
She'll get me off all the time
And I'll pretend I'm completely satisfied

My stripper friend is not the teasing kind
She just has an extremely open mind
I let her know that I have a crush on her
And she doesn't seem to mind

I will watch her dance if she says so
I will try to go with the flow
But it's inevitable that I will desire more

'Cause I've got a crush on my stripper friend
I've got feelings that she could never match
And I know that for her, it isn't like that
But for me, you know it is

And that's fine, I don't mind
She has a really nice behind