Letra da Música: Chiropractic - Faxed Head

You need chiropractic
Life-long chiropractic
Cradle-to-grave chiropractic
Now world-wide, chiropractic

My chiropractor is not a doctor
My chiropractor used to manage a mcdonald's
Then he took a course so he could serve us best
My right leg he says, is longer than my left

In a storefront that used to be a yogurt shop
He performs treatments to get the pain to stop
Here he roughs you up until your bones snap
Insurance won't cover this, they're living in the past

Subluxation
Free orientation
Defensive video
Four x-rays, now we know

Constipation and depression, traced to your spine
Greeted by a pretty lady, two documents to sign
Three times weekly, in 9 months you should be well
Then it's once a week, until you die and go to hell