Letra da Música: My Name Is Mud - Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy.

My name is Mud
My name is Mud
Not to be confused with Juan, Elvira, or Ned.
My name is Mud
Yeah, I'll dress from head to toe in blue
And I can barely tie my shoes
I've got my pride
Most the time
But I still drink my wine
I don't know why
I guess you hate this song
That's why my name is Mud
My name is Mud
My name is Mud
If you decide to ever rewrite this song
Or call me a "spat"
Well, I'll kiss you upside the cranium with my aluminum baseball bat
My name is Mud
My name is Mud
Muh-Muh-Muh-Muh-MUD.
My name is Mud